The Internet-Mustache Convergence Theorem

[RRRob]

[RRRob]

He wasn’t always so careful to maintain his facial hair — witness his Mission: Impossible look:

[MichaelRobertson]

[Pak-Man]

I had that Little Professor calculator. Its mustache was glorious, and that’s how I knew its calculations were correct!

[RRRob]

[RRRob]

Carstache: It's the moustache your car has always wanted

The company has bitten the dust, unfortunately.

[RRRob]

[imdwalrus]

Sam Elliott is also sans facial hair in potential MST3K target Frogs.

[LadyShelley]

@EBK

Here is a calculator with a mustache to figure those taxes out.

I’m just here to say I had one of these as a kid.

[EBK]

[LadyShelley]

Seriously, we’re this far into this thread without a Magnum PI image.

Whew! Fixed that, then.

[optiMSTie]

I mean, it’s wisp-thin, but it IS there.

[Vader]

Where did you find this photo of me?

[Vader]

@LadyShelley

@EBK

Here is a calculator with a mustache to figure those taxes out.

I’m just here to say I had one of these as a kid.

I also had a Little Professor. But I remember it as some sort of math-teaching-game-device, not as a normal calculator. Maybe it did both and I was just too dumb to know?

[Pantalones]

I don’t >>choking sounds<< recall… no… nnnngh! It… was… a Google… search >>neck snapping sounds<<>>thud<<

… and scene.

[LadyShelley]

Correct. There were various ‘games’ you could play that taught addition, subtraction, multiplication, and division. It was the math version of a Speak and Spell.

And apparently, they still make them!
https://www.amazon.com/Texas-Instruments-LPROFSOLAR-Professor-Calculator/dp/B005EQ8DTA/ref=sr_1_1?crid=LUPQHX19RYY8&keywords=Little+Professor&qid=1653444664&sprefix=little+professor%2Caps%2C208&sr=8-1

[duaneiac]

The University of Minnesota, in cooperation with the Peter Graves Appreciation & Preservation Society of North America, is proud to present these photographic examples from the multimedia extravaganza, Peter Graves: The Furry Phase, scheduled to tour select US and Canadian cities in the spring of 2023.

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[Amanda_Gregory]

Alright, I’m forming a theory here.

Carcinization - every animal becomes crabs
Dendronization - every plant becomes trees
Robotinization - every robot becomes Tom Servo
Moustachinization - everything on the internet becomes moustached.

Will add more as I collect more evidence.

[Amanda_Gregory]

Uh, I mean…

[duaneiac]