This looks like a job for Measuring Man!
I think the Eddies would be too busy taking bets on who’s going to win.
Somehow it gives me comfort to know that in a world filled with Steves, Pauls and Kens, just one Zap Rowsdower is enough to save us and save all the world.
But i thought you were Dale.
Honestly, I’m not too worried about Pauls or Steves or even Kens because at least they self-identify. I’m much, much more concerned about Merritt Stone. Which one is he? Is there only one? Will I even know before it’s too late?
I’d like to think that there is an army of decoy Merritt Stones, kinda like the fake Ra’s al Ghuls meant to conceal the identity of the REAL Ra’s al Ghul in Batman Begins.
He could even be that guy who looks like Earl Holliman!
EARL HOLLIMAN
You mean the poor man’s Martin Milner?
Hey, Earl Holliman would have been William Shatner had there not already been one!
When a Kenny gets old enough, it will shed it’s lower layer, colloquially known as “short pants”, and will don a different attire to show their maturation from a Kenny to a Ken.
Well, that seems pretty lazy. In my day we went through at least three larval states and incubated in a living host before we even called ourselves teenagers. Kids these days!
And, if I remember correctly, when we’re dealing with Kennies the correct terminology is [in Crow’s voice] “little pants.”
Not always. Kenny Ball was Kenny all his life.
Do Steves like to shoot Paul?
If not, it would be ap-PAUL-ing!
THANK YOU AND GOOD NIGHT
Great. Thanks to this thread, I’m now concerned that even though Paul is not Paul anymore because he’s a whurwilf whose father is in great danger, he’s also got Steves and Kennies and a giant Glenn to worry about.
Then my job here is done. Phantom, away!
He was a draft dodger from the wars Kens go on, hiding behind the guise of being a mutant strain of a Kenny that never fully became a Ken. He wore short pants under his regular clothing to keep the deception up.