So just thinking thoughts about Torgo…
Was he once a normal guy? Did Manos & the turn him into a Satyr?
Was he summoned as is? (and something go wrong a la Count Duckula?)
Was he an upstanding satyr guy who got lured in by a time share presentation?
I JUST HAVE TO KNOW HOW THE KNEES CAME TO BE!
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He was Chris Hansen.
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He was delivering a pizza and the Master took a liking to him.
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The Master likes complementary crazy bread.
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He was a goat the Master tried to turn into a human and sorta just lost interest.
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Well, Torgo’s just this guy, you know?
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It’s just what happens when you ride a horse that’s really wide.
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Torgo never skips leg day.
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Torgone With The Wind would have been 9 hours long
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I read from the Sacred Book of Torgo (to the tune of Shaft by Isaac Hayes);
Who’s the caretaker man
That’s a sex machine to all the chicks?
(Torgo!)Right on
You see this cat Torgo is a bad mother
(Shut your mouth)
But I’m talkin’ about Torgo
(Then we can dig it)He’s a complicated man
But no one understands him but his Master
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Which would have been helped by Max Steiner’s sweeping rendition of the Torgo theme.
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My first reaction to the thread title:
LOREGO
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LORGO, Torgo’s twin who was left disassembled in a hidden room of Valley Lodge
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He has giant elbows.
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It’s becoming kind of clear tht not a lot of folks here caught the Torgo & Gorgo Variety Hour. I think it was on ABC, one of those… I think that’s where Joel got his start. Some prop comedy, wrote a few bits, and was a freaking king of finding enough Coffee-mate.
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There’s a lot of stuff on the Australian Broadcasting Company channel that we haven’t seen.
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“The lore of Torgo”
Lorego.
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stra-tee-goooo!
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