Aw mertz. @JoeC beat me to the punch!
Mike totally ruined Stratego for me.
There should have been a movie about the attack on Pearl Harbor, with Tor Johnson, John Mikl Thor and Torgo.
There should be a singing group made up of D’Wayne Wiggins, Timothy Christian Riley, and Raphael Saadiq.
Let’s not forget cousin Dorgo from NIGHT OF A THOUSAND CATS.
Also, haven’t seen it yet but there’s this origin story:
Imagine Torgo being responsible for leading those Hobbits around Middle Earth…
It would have taken a lot longer to get to Mount Doom.
Until in the sequel, where he is found and reassembled by the amazing RANDO!
Can we get a funkadelic remix of the Torgo theme?? THAT is what America demands!
I was thinking a little more George Clinton.
But I do love that remix, it’s on my parade playlist.
So a remix is one song being played while another song is being played?
He used to sing at night clubs under the name Joe Cocker. Then the Master recruited him to be his bellhop.
After reading the top user review on IMDB; now I have to watch it.
And to think my wife and I danced to some song about love when it could have been this.
The purists, of course, prefer this version. Plus you can guarantee that the prisoner will sign the confession afterwards, every single time.
The pianist now has bloody nubs.
Maybe he was a pizza guy and Hands didnt get the one he ordered ¯_(ツ)_/¯
Ah yes, the extended Manos-verse. We should really pursue this.
ThE MaSter WoUld NoT aPproVe For yOu to PasS!