The lore of Torgo

Aw mertz. @JoeC beat me to the punch!

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Mike totally ruined Stratego for me.

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There should have been a movie about the attack on Pearl Harbor, with Tor Johnson, John Mikl Thor and Torgo.

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There should be a singing group made up of D’Wayne Wiggins, Timothy Christian Riley, and Raphael Saadiq.

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Let’s not forget cousin Dorgo from NIGHT OF A THOUSAND CATS.

Also, haven’t seen it yet but there’s this origin story:

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Imagine Torgo being responsible for leading those Hobbits around Middle Earth…

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It would have taken a lot longer to get to Mount Doom.

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Until in the sequel, where he is found and reassembled by the amazing RANDO!

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Can we get a funkadelic remix of the Torgo theme?? THAT is what America demands!

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Something like this?

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I was thinking a little more George Clinton.

But I do love that remix, it’s on my parade playlist.

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So a remix is one song being played while another song is being played?

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He used to sing at night clubs under the name Joe Cocker. Then the Master recruited him to be his bellhop.

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After reading the top user review on IMDB; now I have to watch it.

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And to think my wife and I danced to some song about love when it could have been this.

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The purists, of course, prefer this version. Plus you can guarantee that the prisoner will sign the confession afterwards, every single time.

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The pianist now has bloody nubs.

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Maybe he was a pizza guy and Hands didnt get the one he ordered ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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Ah yes, the extended Manos-verse. We should really pursue this.

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ThE MaSter WoUld NoT aPproVe For yOu to PasS!

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