The Master approves of leash laws. That pooch is never free to roam around (and the dog who was free to roam ended up dead). Hey! This movie is really just a PSA about keeping your pet leashed!
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I think he would approve of ruling one acre of land for about a week …
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He approves of killing that fat barkeep
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ThE mAsTeR aPpRoVeS tHiS fOrUm … He WaNtS uS tO pOsT hErE, tO aLwAyS pOsT hErE…! hE lOvEs BeAuTiFuL pOsTs In HiS fOrUm…!
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The Master approves of long driving sequences.
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If only Master would authorize the use of a mobility scooter. Torgo could be more efficient at his job.
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But then the Valley Lodge would need retrofitted doors and lower windows.
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The master approves of that couple who apparently made out in a car all night. Bow-chicka-wow.
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The Master approves of Frank and Trace riffing Manos tonight at 5pm pacific/8pm eastern.
The Master approves of bongo drums
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Apparently, the Master also approves of cardigans because even after Mike is made into the new Torgo, he gets to keep his cardigan.
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The Master approves of burning pyres, beauticians as wives, the power of message therapy, and the joys of laughter. Jazz and long travelogues swell the numbers.
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The Master approves of Satyr Knees.
He secretly approves of everything, but don’t tell anyone.
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The Master approves instantly with an APR as low as 66.6%. Low credit and no credit are the domain of weaklings and fools.
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The Master approves of same day financing and soul removal. He’s rather partial to settling everything at once unless capital punishment or eliminating wives and henchman take precedence. Then he gets bogged down in procedures.
That’s redundant!
So is his cult. Redundancy is his middle name. It’s on his poncho. 
Cult leaders love having options. Look at Jim Jones.
I believe the Master approves of Polygamy.
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