The Mystery Science Discourse 3000 Gallery of Regrettable Foods

My brother is a vegan who also doesn’t eat any oils or salt and he makes the most disgusting looking food.

Par example-

“Whole wheat crust (sweetened with date paste), tomato sauce, mockzarella cheese, and cauliflower taco meat.”

I knew a guy online years ago who was so into this practice that he owned an olive orchard but refused to sell the olives for culinary purposes. Only for soaps. He bragged about this.

:roll_eyes: I mean, this WAS online so maybe he was doing a bit. I really hope so.

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angrily chewing olive soap

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Most vegans I know are cool, and I personally love to try out vegan meals. This guy, though… [slow head shake]

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The majority of vegan food I’ve had has been delicious. This does not seem like it belongs in that majority.

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His wife won’t even eat what he cooks. And she badmouths it. He won’t care if I post other things he makes and I really need to start sharing for the sake of catharsis, because to come across these things unprepared in a Facebook feed…

@FlyingSquid I don’t think even the Moosewood Restaurant is that extreme…[1]


  1. And I used to walk by it regularly, once upon a time. I never actually ate there, but I did peruse the menu posted outside upon occasion. ↩︎

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To paraphrase a really obnoxious but endearing fridge magnet I own: “You’ll feel great following this guy’s regimen. Until you kill yourself.”

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Anyone for Wieneroni Casserole with Karo corn syrup?

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I like meatloaf with gravy. Meatloaf though with canned green beans…UGH!!

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That poor dish. To be so lovingly nurtured and refined in some far-off kiln, only to be faced with this incoherent monotony after leaving the crafts fair. :dizzy_face:

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I too have procrastinated till the night before a project was due.

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Yeah, we had to tweak the recipe just a little to make it perfect: white plate

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it’s people! Karo syrup is made of people!

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Imagine if Karo could have gotten Charlton Heston as a spokesperson… or Richard Kiel![1]


  1. IT’S A COOKBOOK! A COOKBOOK! ↩︎

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Or Orson Welles!

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Or Anthony Hopkins!

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