The Mystery Science Discourse 3000 Gallery of Regrettable Foods

That’s understandable. The trauma of Regrettableness is real. See post #1324 or so.

I’d probably try it, though.

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Not so much regrettable as just mean. Like the meme of the Krispy Kreme box filled with celery sticks mean.

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I think I’d prefer the celery sticks if there was some crunchy peanut butter to go with 'em. I’m a cake donut true believer. I’ve never understood about Krispy Kreme.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: “Uh, this is Pete in Props? Don’t eat the cake.”

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Please accept this award for the Nastiest of the Nasty in the Jello Mold category.

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In a universe with a just god, this would not be allowed to happen.

Allow me to laugh derisively and point you in the direction of…

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With Archie McPhee’s name on it, I actually believe that’s real.

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Yeah, but also gimmicky as all get-out due to it being Archie McPhee.

Ah, the healthy alternative.

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But are they made with real Caesars?

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That’s just RVR2’s Rainy Day Epicac.

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(from bsky)

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WHERE CAN I FIND THIS?

No idea, I think it’s fake

Just found that out

How about some creamed onions?

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I like onions. I’d try it. I love getting a big slice of onion in my chicken soup. Or even a half an onion.

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