The Mystery Science Discourse 3000 Gallery of Regrettable Foods

The pizza reminded me of this pizza we got at a pub in Weymouth years ago. I swear it was made by someone who knew what a pizza was, but had never actually had one. Those are raw onions with bacon and sausages that had been cooked separately and cut up and put on the pizza after it had been cooked. It was just wrong.

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Ahhh. I wondered why the fishies seemed so skinny. Wondered if maybe it was thin slices of tuna and I just couldn’t see, or something. Yeccch.

Look. Anchovies aren’t my thing, but I can understand how people, in general, might enjoy them, if they’re into that fishy/salty/oily thing. And prunes, despite their reputation, are just a particular kind of plum, dried. I like them okay. But why together on top of tomato sauce why why why aaaaAHHHHH

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Back to knockoffs and imitators…

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Garlic Picnic tells you everything you need to know about the greatness of this dressing.

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But it’s got a pump! And look at those other fine flavors!

  • Roqueforque (sic)
  • Mediterranean Breath
  • Nose Onions
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Figgy Pudding SPAM is now out of stock at Walmart as well. There are scalpers aplenty on eBay, however.

I’m serious. Go look for yourselves.

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Why does salad dressing need a hand pump?! It’s food…not soap!!

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Pinterest has all kinds of interesting cocktails that you can mix. Some of them have…interesting names.

So who wants a taste?

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If toilet water isn’t to your liking, how about a sip of hot dog water?

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If I find a can I’ll sell it to you cheap!

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At least it’s not prunes and senna pods.

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I just saw this on Facebook, and now you have to see it too.

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I hate you

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Fair.

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Also, none of the above?

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Archie McPheeeeeewwww, No Way No How

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Reminds me of a similarly-themed drink called a Tidy Bowl: Vodka and Blue Curacao in a shot glass, garnished with a couple raisins. :laughing:

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I would try this!

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I don’t know about the pumpkin pie in the chocolate part, but I’d be willing to give it a go…

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