Parmesan and mushrooms only belong in cream if it’s unsweetened and hot.
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It’s pizza time!
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I would once again suggest that people stick to posting real food offerings here. Not pretend ones, because it kind of defeats the idea of the thread. Also don’t post the pretend ones because why give our oppressors even MORE terrible ideas?
My new thread:
What bilge would YOU gold plate/dunk/dust and gull some rich twithead into buying?
Coming soon, once all the mods are asleep.
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Though I do agree, let’s keep it to real foods. Lord knows there’s enough strange out there without making more up. (I’m waiting for teh Fourth of July Peeps …)
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Just buy the lighter-colored varieties and hand-paint them. 
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Ask and ye shall receive?
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No! No! I didn’t ask. I certainly don’t want to receive. LOL!
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Says the person that apparently had to go check.
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The mental process was more:
Okay you posted that …
They wouldn’t, would they?
OMG they would! LOL!
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So you did ask!
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Channeling Major Houlihan from M* A* S* H, after her interrupted candlelight supper with Winchester:
“WE ATE A ROTTEN BIRD!!!”
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I’ve seen this. It’s hilarious to me that after branding first alcohol and then coffee with these ridiculous, over the top death metal names, someone just said “f*** it let’s do water next”
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Their actual slogan is “murder your thirst”
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$12.99 for death water sounds like a bargain.
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Death Water. Now available in Ye Olde Item Shoppe.
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