Lampoon buffoon, baboon spitoon
this is my boon I croon you maroon.
I don’t give a rat’s hinder what you think,
the name of this topic is Prune!
Apricot?
Clair de Prune
Crash of the Prunes
Prune Unit Zappa
Daniel Prune
Lorna Prune
The Prune Show
High Prune
All Too Prune
Name That Prune
A plum that was left in the sun too soon
the name of that plum is Prune!
Lest we forget: Prune is also the only correct color for your Eighties muscle car.
Only wine to drink before its time?
Pruno.
Ahhh the French Pruno
I’ve been told prune juice is a warrior’s drink.
Works every time!
No you haven’t!
OK. You’ve lived up to your chosen handle! My apologies.
And let’s not forget Prune Zero Two!
For 372-pages fans, there’s also:
Shadow Prune
Prune People
Antigua: Land of Prunes
OK, the last doesn’t really rhyme but what a novel fantasy story that would be!
Some kind of blues song performed by the Mothra Twins, or maybe the California Raisins comeback record.
That Bossa Nova standard: Desafinado aka *Slightly Out Of Prune."
Or maybe my late dad’s fave: “Prune Is Bustin’ Out All Over!”
(As sung by that comeback king: Pruno Mars!)
Joe Don Baker IS Prune