Adding to the invention exchange from Santa Claus Conquers the Martians, let’s come up with other ill-conceived products to join the EZ Bake Foundry and Mr. Mashed Potato Head. For the Babylon 5 fangirl on your list, I present Centauri Barbie and Ken (for those not familiar with Babylon 5 or need a refresher, in the episode “There All the Honor Lies”, it’s strongly implied that the dolls Centauri children play with are anatomically correct).
How about the Alan Hale Jr. action figure? He sits down, he farts, he sits down again!
(Alan Hale action figure and Alan Hale’s gut sold separately)
The Rusting Abandoned Gas Station playset.
Comes included with Tetanus!
Jet powered swing set.
With real rust and the sharp, jagged edges kids love! Scary homeless guy action figure sold separately.
These days, too many youtubers traipsing around those places for homeless guys to get any sleep.
If anyone’s been at the MST3K Live show, there’s new candidates who’d fit but Moonrazor (the lion who ran the island) wouldn’t touch.
How about a Donald Trump action figure, who sues you if you don’t buy it?
Jim Henson’s Indonesian Shoe Factory Worker Babies
Not a “toy”, per se, but I think the Tragic Moments figurines would fit right in. (Side note: my favorite part of that invention exchange is Joel and the bots yelling at the Mads in disgust!)
You can always add the “Un-happy Meal” toys. Like the maze on the side of the box. "See if you help Kennedy make it past the grassy knoll and the Library "
The Crenshaw plushie. Not washable, machine or otherwise.
Hamlet: the action figure. I’ve always wanted an excuse to add multiple floors and courts to my house.
All ventriloquist dummies, possessed or not.
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