Adding to the invention exchange from Santa Claus Conquers the Martians, let’s come up with other ill-conceived products to join the EZ Bake Foundry and Mr. Mashed Potato Head. For the Babylon 5 fangirl on your list, I present Centauri Barbie and Ken (for those not familiar with Babylon 5 or need a refresher, in the episode “There All the Honor Lies”, it’s strongly implied that the dolls Centauri children play with are anatomically correct).
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How about the Alan Hale Jr. action figure? He sits down, he farts, he sits down again!
(Alan Hale action figure and Alan Hale’s gut sold separately)
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The Rusting Abandoned Gas Station playset.
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Comes included with Tetanus!
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Jet powered swing set.
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With real rust and the sharp, jagged edges kids love! Scary homeless guy action figure sold separately.
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These days, too many youtubers traipsing around those places for homeless guys to get any sleep.
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If anyone’s been at the MST3K Live show, there’s new candidates who’d fit but Moonrazor (the lion who ran the island) wouldn’t touch.
How about a Donald Trump action figure, who sues you if you don’t buy it?
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Jim Henson’s Indonesian Shoe Factory Worker Babies
Not a “toy”, per se, but I think the Tragic Moments figurines would fit right in. (Side note: my favorite part of that invention exchange is Joel and the bots yelling at the Mads in disgust!)
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You can always add the “Un-happy Meal” toys. Like the maze on the side of the box. "See if you help Kennedy make it past the grassy knoll and the Library "
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The Crenshaw plushie. Not washable, machine or otherwise.
Hamlet: the action figure. I’ve always wanted an excuse to add multiple floors and courts to my house.
All ventriloquist dummies, possessed or not.
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Monopoly: Now With Real Foreclosure Forms!
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