Jumping on couches is HIGHLY illegal (but fun)
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Friar Nolteās explanations of all holidays shall be televised live on all channels.
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Iām wondering whether this year our Copyright Office legalizes cranks that allow us to turn to āFrank,ā but itās not high on my list of
Clayton:
BROOKS AND DUNN
ā¦ priorities.
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Winona!
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McCloud?
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The label says āSinbadā, and if we allow labels to be wrong, we will open the door to products that do not āactually workā. There for, the label is correct, and he is, in fact, Sinbad.
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HEāS NOT SINBAD!
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Excuse me, but I drive ten Chevrolets.
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By the way, I cannot support the movement to make stealing a bike a capital crime. Not after Jimmy got accused of it and he didnāt steal no bike neither.
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I swear they called him Sinbad are you sure because theyāre all āhey Sinbad!ā and heās all āhi friends!ā which seems like it would be really weird if he werenāt Sinbad.
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No you own ten Chevrolets but you drive a Plymouth Fury
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Ah, a muscle car. Painted prune, I assume.
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Naturally
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I shall build a monument to Dennis Weaver but it will be cartoonish Dennis Weaver like a TJās Big Boy statue but way bigger and also Dennis Weaver.
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By order of the Ministry of Health, turkeys are to be priced based on total volume. But the volume has to be guessed by a professional.
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Also, railings. Railings everywhere. By order of the ministry of occupational safety.
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Donāt forget, the Burt I. Gordon Memorial National Lemur Sanctuary opens next week.
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My fellow MSTies, I believe the time has come to pass legislation to FORGET THE SKID MARKS.
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