Some more of our annual customs:
- Hat Party
- Essay Contest
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Our Treasury is by a large body of water. Because for commerce we all just sell each other fish.
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Or, even worse, having to eat Hostess Snowballs. Blurg!
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Worse yet, two demerits. Whatever those are.
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Call me old-fashioned, but I remain adamantly opposed to allowing our Radar Secret Service to hire âradar menâ from the Moon! There are plenty of hardworking, qualified âradar personsâ right here on good olâ planet Earth!
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Where do you all stand on the issue of diverting river water for walnut ranchers?
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Our defense budget allows for only one giant to mill about and gain weight.
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I think it might be beneficial to immediately divide into warring feifdoms just to get it out of the way.
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Okay but my fiefdom gets Megaweapon
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All houses must have parking for ten cars!
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How dare you presume to squander my precious citizen juice!
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Now weâre talkin. LETâS GET READY TO SQUABBLE!
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WHOA HEY HEY WHOA
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The Secretary of Watch Parties has the final word on any Friday evening proposals.
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Any special permits required (in the republic) if someone wants to run Battletruck or Megaweapon as a daily driver?
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Only if you, or some one you know, are named âJoe Doakesâ.
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All intelligence agencies are replaced by H.A.R.M.
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Whatâs our policy on carnivals and fairgrounds and stuff? Sure, you might get the occasional mumbling ape, but theyâre also full of hypnotists, zombies, and really bad burlesque acts.
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