The Worst Lyrics

No offense, but that’s what every Journey song sounds like to me.

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Miami Sound Machine’s Bad Boys.

I mean, it’s not good in any way. But the bridge where she even can’t think of anything to say but “Ring ring ring ring ring…” That’s just painful every time.

M.AI.mi Sound Machine, more like.

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I love Blondie, but there’s a line in “Island Of Lost Souls,” a pale imitation of “The Tide Is High,” that always makes me wonder how much cocaine was involved - “Oh buccaneer, can ya help me put my truck in gear?”

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