This dumb cat on my chest.

That is all.

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Awww! I love cats.

I liked watching YouTube videos of cats, looking for Instagram photos of cats and watching Bodega Cats on both Twitter & Facebook.

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Then, my dude, today is your day;

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This picture only loads if you can hear the Jurassic Park song in your heart

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Rug camouflage cat

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How bout this dumb cat on my lap

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Looks way too sophisticated for my imbeciles

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I told him to get a job…

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Don’t let her looks fool you, she has two whole braincells but they run on incompatible software

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Truly majestic

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He gets by on his looks. If that fails, he pretends he’s dead until help arrives

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He has so much to teach me…

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Im only sharing because I rarely get to brag on my cat AND demonstrate how stupid he is, but theyre both rescues.

Brutus goes for walks, he spent 4 years roughing it outside and so he’s surprisingly savvy.

Except he found the other cat when it was a kitten and I am 99% he just decided it was his. So now i have a cat who adopted a son who’s grown up sofar to be exceptionally useless.

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You’re gonna hold me like a baby and get my eye mucus, aren’t you, hooman?

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Yea though I walk through the shadow of the valley of belly rubs, I shall have no dignity

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I like to capture how distinguished my cat is

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A guy in Hawaii that almost made an MST3K fanvid now works in a bookstore owned by a cat:

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I, on the other hand, have an operating range of 1.2 to 1.4 Teradignities per second.

Majestic.

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Kitty!

Sorry, I had to.
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Bleppppppppppppppp

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