This dumb cat on my chest.

I love the look on that cat’s face. He didn’t want to go to work, but dammit he’s going to knead that dough

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Seems you have discovered a special Discourse technique. What it’s good for, the scientists are still researching.

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Just snapped this. He still thinks it’s his son <_<

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Our gentlemen got haircuts recently.


I think they’re plotting revenge.

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That last pic.

Also, how do you get a cat to hold still for a haircut? I have to full body pin mine just to cut his claws

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My wife raised two of them from this size:

…and rescued the third during a brutal winter storm, so she can do whatever she wants, whenever she wants.

I, on the other hand, have to apologize to the grey one if I need to walk past him in the hallway or he’ll yell at my ankles.

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The shorter answer is I have absolutely no idea. They do not like the haircuts, but they’ll let her do whatever she wants to them.

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I wish my big cat would let me walk him, but every time I try he just presses himself flat in the grass and starts huffing and chewing on it.

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That’s magical. Brutus decided we were BFFs way before I agreed, but that just means he pulls his punches and doesnt leave me a broken wreck if i, say, try to infringe on his space

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Start with clothes! Cats seem to melt if a harness or leash is applied directly

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We fully love and support single fathers!! :clap::raised_hands:

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That kinda makes sense. I don’t like walking around the neighborhood naked either…

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Thousands of years ago cats were worshipped as gods. They have never forgotten this.

I just had to put that out there!

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I think I can see the problem. Theres your wife holding up a kitten lovingly and here I am displaying the trophy my cat found in a ditch :stuck_out_tongue:

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He’s serving his country and his country loves him :heart:

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That cat saved my uncle’s life at Khe Sanh.

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And as you can see in later pictures, the vet fixed his eye and ruined my pirate kitten fantasy

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I swear to god that cat better have passed inspection. Hes the only one not goofing off

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