I’ve submitted at least one house here that doesn’t have railings.
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I like the suggestion in the comments that it was a converted firehouse and the poles were removed (sorry, Ray).
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Best explanation for why the one floor just has a railing pit in the middle of it for seemingly no good reason.
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I preferred the murder hole explanation.
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So many options for marionette shows!
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The amount of cheese in this house…
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The interior decorating is … something. A lot of chrome and glass and everything just looks hard. The layout is weird, and I think that kitchen is the size of my house!
Heating and cooling are geothermal which I guess is nice. I’ve never dealt with a geothermal system to know how reliable they are. The fact it’s on a septic tank raises questions.
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Yeah, the kitchen just keeps going… and going… and going… there are major restaurants with less kitchen space.
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It’s a three bedroom home with room for each bedroom occupant to have separate, well-attended parties of their own at the same time. What kind of rich people parties are they having in Oklahoma is what I want to know.
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3 bars, a gym, massive kitchen with 2 or 3 of everything, so it has room for a hundred guests but none can stay the night.
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And the problem is what exactly? 
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Makes me think the house is set up just so the owner can say the classic line “You don’t have to go home but you can’t stay here.”
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You don’t want to buy a house that requires a monthly shipment of an entire tanker of Mop ‘N’ Glo?
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All these chic people seem to want houses that are all white inside. That would be hell for me. I want dark wood, dark panelling, dark furniture. Someplace that looks like you could live there and not just take pictures of it.
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But the only reason for anything is to put pictures of it online!
Conversation selfie!
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This is the aesthetic that Delia Deets was going for in Beetlejuice. Yikes.
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I take it none of them have dogs with all that white.
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Well, I think part of the reason for the “all white” look is that it conveys that “yes, I am rich enough to keep something this white clean on a regular basis.”
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Hey, 17000sf home in Oklahoma, the 1980’s called!
They said “you know what, keep it”
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Well at least they get the informed of a disaster part out of the way quickly …
And yet they still want $1.5 MILLION for it!!!
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