“You know what would really make this pool great?”
“What?”
“A waterfall.”
“We don’t have room for a waterfall.”
“What can we do to make this happen?”
“Well…”
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This is the first house I’ve seen on here that I would genuinely love to stay in. It has rocks! And plants! Just make sure not to fall down the stairs.
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I’ll be in New Berlin at the end of the month. I’d check it out and report on it for you guys, but those stone structures in the bedrooms are making me deeply uncomfortable.
I’m curious about the acoustics. It’s probably got fantastic white noise with the bazillion hard surfaces bouncing sound waves around.
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That is not a family’s home. That is clearly designed to be an Air B&B and/or a corporate retreat kind of place.
No one could actually live there.
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There are horrible people everywhere.
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Horrible people with too much money.
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Ah yes, the purring buzz of the high tension lines out back and the mosquito-infested swamp out front will lull you to sleep. Please note that the Enchanted Tiki Room requires repairs and this is reflected in the price.
“Why is it on the market?”
“The owner got tired of the theme.”
“How long did he live here?”
“Couple weeks.”
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The word “compound” also comes to mind.
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Throw some dessicated ancestors around and it’s Eegah’s dreamhouse.
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You say that like a death cult is a bad thing.
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So what we’re looking for is postapocalyptic-meets-Flintstones, with a bit of a South Western rustic flavor. We don’t want it to scream “we’re going to kill you and drink blood out of your skull”, but it would be nice if people know that’s on the table when they walk in. What can you do for us?
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A 6500 square foot “house”
On 17 acres
In Wisconsin
and
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Not AI, but there’s some elements that remind me of AI.
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Agreed. And if the sun is rising/setting directly ahead, none of those shadows (which go in multiple directions) can be real.
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I like the oversized catbox under/around the coffee table, but I don’t think it’s worth as much as they’re asking.
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Extra gas cylinders for the barbecue…
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And even though the property isn’t exactly functional as a real home, she’s still satisfied with her purchase. “None of the appliances work,” she revealed. “The range doesn’t work, the stove doesn’t work, the oven doesn’t work. There’s literally nothing [that works]… Nothing is functioning. It’s all decorative. So I think that’s pretty funny. You couldn’t make anything if you wanted to.”
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“I did think about how many lives I could probably literally save with the money I spent on this house, but then I said… nope, it’s more important that I can stand here whenever I want and look at the exact scene I saw in a 1970s sitcom. Isn’t it great to be alive?”
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