This Odd House

Aw, crap! My new house is fine, I guess, but I should have driven a tastier bargain.

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I hope it’s a… RANCH HOUSE.

[smooch]

Thank you, and good night!! :tada:

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Yes but how many chicken wings? Or is that all negotiated before closing? And if I complain that they’re not good, will the Realtor just shoot back that I should have purchased the optional chicken wing insurance?

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“Heyyyy… these are teriyaki wings!”

“Read the fine print, sucker!”

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Dear Senator Warren, I wish to report an instance of flagrant and unconscionable consumer injustice…

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That is not a harmonious mix of patterns.

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But I do like how the ferns turn into flying pigeons when you squint.

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Just what my bathroom needs… camouflage for dirt.

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Oh, I would totally brake a bone, or at least sprain something! :face_with_head_bandage:

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There are no visible polkadots or plaids visible, at least.

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OW MY EYES

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Oh, I think I know the lady who lives there.

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You want plaids and polka dots? Say no more.


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Turn it off! TURN IT OFF!!

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Will the last one to leave the room please turn off the plaid.

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