Thoughts and prayers for the Gizmoplex

I’ve been watching the news for hours, but i still haven’t heard if the Gizmoplex was damaged by the rocket booster that crashed into the moon. Even if the theater survived the impact, will there be a plume of moon dust causing interference with our reception?

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The booster is being used by Crow and Tom Servo as a makeshift fire for their weenie roast, all torture from your favorite mads will still commence at their regular programmed time slot.

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You mean you believed Gizmonics’ cover story? We all know it was the payload Jonah jettisoned before he went to check on that distress signal.

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When has the Gizmonic Institute ever lied to us before?

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Eh, the Skeleton Crew’s got this covered. (I hope.)

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I hear that payload is pure sapphires.

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Exactly. They are perfectly-sane scientists.

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It was an asteroid made of sapphire

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Should be fine. Moon 13 has a quantum entangled comlink to an automated relay in the old deep 13 facility. Communication will not be interrupted.

“It’s the Hubble! You killed the Hubble!”

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I believe that’s called an “Interocitor.” Always wondered how it worked.

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