The They Might Be Giants shop is having a mystery t-shirt sale. Old tee designs $5 each! They’re going fast so get em while they’re hot!
Dang. Only smalls left right now.
Aw, I love TMBG, but I can’t justify buying more shirts right now after getting the jackbox shirt.
I thought for a sec we were taking about Teenage Mutant Binja Gurtles.
Oh crap! I’ve been training for just this chance to say…
“You’re killing m…”
Well, anyway, I’m going to listen to TMBG for the rest of the night in retaliation for not being able to convince myself to buy a small shirt, and no one can stop me.
How can they sell smalls when their customers might be giants?!?