Today, On Turner Classic Movies...

They’re going to be showing the 1981’s Tarzan, The Ape Man at 6pm EST. I mention this because there’s a lot of Keefe in that movie. How much Keefe? Well, you know…

There’s also a Steve Reeves picture at 2pm.

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That Bo Derek thing? A swing and a miss at some of that sweet jiggle cash do not qualify for a designation of “classic,” Ted.

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I watched Tarzan, The Ape Man. That was… something.

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IHNJ, IJLS “sweet jiggle cash” :joy:

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Me, while watching it: “There sure is a lotta skin in this movie, isn’t there?”

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A whole lotta skin and a whole lotta Keefe.

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The end credit sequence will haunt me.

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Mac & Me is going to be on next, 12:00 AM EST. May God have mercy on our souls.

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The fact Mac & Me and HAUSU were scheduled in very close proximity to one another last evening/this morning makes me feel like TCM must have recently hired Matt as its programmer…:thinking::thinking::thinking:

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Yes, part of Johnny Cash’s extensive network of strip club franchises.

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Tomorrow, on Turner Classic Movies, there’s going to be a Bowery Boys marathon, so if you want to know where MST3K got some of their inspiration for the slang sketch from The Unearthly.

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