Today's laugh

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My wife just told me about hearing someone describe Indiana Jones being to archaeology what Pretty Woman is to prostitution. We both found it quite amusing.

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This was in my daughter’s social studies lesson yesterday right above the words “To make positive changes in your community, you need to be able to communicate what is wrong and why.”

Which resulted in us yelling, “NO!” for the rest of the lesson.

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Actual signpost in Kent, England.

ham sandwich

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“Man, I could really go for 3 1/2 ham sand- Well, hello!”

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If anyone ever doubted Calvin was on the spectrum…

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Yep, I’ve been there! Strangely, we had a hard time finding a decent sandwich in Sandwich.

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You would think it would be a great promotional opportunity for a sandwich shop… home of the original sandwich.

(The actual Earl of Sandwich did start a restaurant in Florida… I’m sure the original sandwich-eating earl would be scandalized by such involvement in common trade.)

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This must be from that Fawlty Towers follow-up I’ve heard them talk about… so much…

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Big, dumb cup! :laughing:

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