Today's laugh

No, but you do have to take a ____ exam.

One of my idiot friends convinced me to read Paris Hilton’s autobiography (which was actually pretty amazing) and there’s a super-creepy scene where she’s getting checked into a weird cult “treatment center” and they say she needs a cavity search and she’s thinking “Oh, like a mouth thing?” Oops

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I actually can believe it’s pretty amazing. She’s not the idiot she’s thought to be and someone like her must have had quite the life so far.

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I remembered it! Just there were already 20 following posts before I read it. My dad taught me that one.

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Agreed. that stuff was absolutely vile. Shame on you, Jones.

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Coleman Francis is using this moment like a cudgel in this scene from Red Zone Cuba.

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I’ve never seen Curly so down!

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He misses Larry and Moe.

They may have beaten him, but at least he didn’t have to make it through the Bay of Pigs. You can’t floor-spin your way out of a firefight.

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I don’t know — it worked for Alex Rogan and Grig.

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If you are in the path of totality, this is extremely important to remember:

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:notes: “Oh, my darling oh, my darling oh, my darling Iodine
You don’t taste so good with cookies, but on boo-boos you’re just fine.”
:notes:

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So I sent this to family chat, it was forwarded twice, and wound up going to a 13yo girl.

Her response -

You’re a freakin’ beacon of joy, Squid

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I’m kind of disappointed… I’d prefer teenagers to be upset about how “cringe” it is.

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