Lots to unpack there. Lots to unpack.
Yeah, I heard about this new reboot of The New Zoo Revue.
Looks kinda dark.
But a door-sized rectangle of that color blue looks rather tardis-like, and if itâs that, you should definitely go through it.
If I wasnât such a lazy summanabatch Iâd totally go around setting up creepy things like this.
The Facebook page this was on (the official town page, mind you) claims it appears once every 29 years and that no one who goes through it ever returns, so I wouldnât take the chance.
YOU GUYS ARE NEVER GONNA GET TO NARNIA WITH THAT KIND OF ATTITUDE
Who wants to go to Narnia? Not only are you surrounded by a bunch of smelly animals, they all talk! And they worship a lion. Whatâs that about? Iâm not into cults.
Surprised no oneâs bought up this RiffTrax target yet. I had the misfortune of being subjected to this freak show when I was a boy, courtesy of one of those cheapo public-domain cartoon tapes.
Granted, this creature never haunted my nightmares so⌠maybe it wasnât scary enough.
âDraw me like one of your French gourdsâŚâ
Me to MR_Potroast every time we go out in public. (Covid ainât over, World so stop gaslighting me about it.)