Today's Nightmare Fuel

Lots to unpack there. Lots to unpack.

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Yeah, I heard about this new reboot of The New Zoo Revue.

Looks kinda dark.

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This appeared without explanation in a town near to me.

Do not go through the door.

But a door-sized rectangle of that color blue looks rather tardis-like, and if it’s that, you should definitely go through it.

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If I wasn’t such a lazy summanabatch I’d totally go around setting up creepy things like this.

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The Facebook page this was on (the official town page, mind you) claims it appears once every 29 years and that no one who goes through it ever returns, so I wouldn’t take the chance.

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Not even if this guy double dog dared you?

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Not even if this guy bet me $500,000.

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YOU GUYS ARE NEVER GONNA GET TO NARNIA WITH THAT KIND OF ATTITUDE

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Who wants to go to Narnia? Not only are you surrounded by a bunch of smelly animals, they all talk! And they worship a lion. What’s that about? I’m not into cults.

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Surprised no one’s bought up this RiffTrax target yet. I had the misfortune of being subjected to this freak show when I was a boy, courtesy of one of those cheapo public-domain cartoon tapes.

Granted, this creature never haunted my nightmares so… maybe it wasn’t scary enough. :thinking:

Stupid, sexy trap.

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I dunno, I’m kinda into it. And I’m a totally normal human person.

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Mirror People by Kathy Rose, 1974

Seriously insane.

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“Draw me like one of your French gourds…”

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Me to MR_Potroast every time we go out in public. (Covid ain’t over, World so stop gaslighting me about it.)

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