Lots to unpack there. Lots to unpack.
Yeah, I heard about this new reboot of The New Zoo Revue.
Looks kinda dark.
But a door-sized rectangle of that color blue looks rather tardis-like, and if it’s that, you should definitely go through it.
If I wasn’t such a lazy summanabatch I’d totally go around setting up creepy things like this.
The Facebook page this was on (the official town page, mind you) claims it appears once every 29 years and that no one who goes through it ever returns, so I wouldn’t take the chance.
YOU GUYS ARE NEVER GONNA GET TO NARNIA WITH THAT KIND OF ATTITUDE
Who wants to go to Narnia? Not only are you surrounded by a bunch of smelly animals, they all talk! And they worship a lion. What’s that about? I’m not into cults.
Surprised no one’s bought up this RiffTrax target yet. I had the misfortune of being subjected to this freak show when I was a boy, courtesy of one of those cheapo public-domain cartoon tapes.
Granted, this creature never haunted my nightmares so… maybe it wasn’t scary enough.
“Draw me like one of your French gourds…”
Me to MR_Potroast every time we go out in public. (Covid ain’t over, World so stop gaslighting me about it.)