In today’s tournament vote, first-round winner HORROR OF PARTY BEACH must fend off a challenge by LASERBLAST. Will Eddie Deezen get zombie-stomped by sodium? You decide!
As a reminder, your votes will be deciding four of the episodes we show in this year’s Turkey Day Marathon, in a single-elimination bracket battle to the death! Or at least to the next round of voting!
New votes will go up on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays by noon ET, and close out 36 hours later. And even when we get to your top four choices, we’ll keep voting anyway to declare a tournament winner.
Got to give it to the Horror. Not only has Laserblast been done to death on previous Turkey Days, but there’s no better way to burn off those Thanksgiving calories than by doing the Zombie Stomp.
Horror’s all right, but it’s gotta’ be Laserblast for me.
This year, instead of wasting our time on politics, everyone at the Thanksgiving table will instead argue violently over what film most deserves the title of Worst Movie Ever Made. (Oh, and also over whose day was more pleasant.)
Complaining about how anti-woman these movies are is like complaining that days of the week end in “Y.” But it’s much more pronounced and relentless in Party Beach which is another reason why I didn’t choose it. You’ve got to figure that they only had a couple of male drunks as victims because they’d already run through every last wannabe’ starlet available in whatever state they filmed in. Also noted: every victim has more personality than either half of the Wonder Bread couple. What an inspiring message. (Not.)
Alright, alright. Let’s handle this coolly, dispassionately. It’s just that you’re so incredibly stupid and wrong. Just so incredibly stupid and wrong!
Actually I don’t mind that much. Must be my internal Forrester coming through.
