When Cabot was being beaten, to coerce a confession in experiment #519, he did not confess. Instead, Tom Servo did.
He confessed to:
- eating the brownies that were for lunch
- liking Newsies and Starlight Express
What would you confess?
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In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max’s toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog. Then my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and they served lunch and I got nuts and pigged out and they kicked me out!
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I must confess that I’m too sexy for my shirt. Too sexy for my shirt. So sexy it hurts!
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I killed that fat barkeep!
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I DID IT! I DID IT! I DID IT!
<Did what?>
Everything! I shot J.R.! I killed that fat barkeep! I ate all the Frusen Glädjé!
And you know what? I’m glad I did it! Glad, I tell ya! Glad!!
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Servo:I stopped that bus and saved those kids!
Crow: all except the one you let drive …
Servo: he showed me his license…
Crow: HE WAS SEVEN!
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I did it ALL and I’d do it AGAIN
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I made that phone noise.
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I was stuck in traffic and so the cat got his dinner an HOUR late! (And he doesn’t mind telling me how he feels about it.) [sigh]
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OMG is he okay? 
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He’s dwindled down and now just looks like a twig with gray moss on it. o_0
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I confess that that’s my favorite breed.
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Mistakes?
I’ve made a few.
But then again, too few to mention.
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I’ve done things I’m not proud of!
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I will confess that I tried to kill Ken with a forklift.
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Everyone makes mistakes
Oh yes, they do
Your robots and mad scientists
Your cable networks, too…
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I tampered in God’s domain.
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Father, I want to confess: I overcooked my bracioles.
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Okay. I admit it.
I shot the sheriff.
But I did not shoot the deputy.
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