There need to be some exceptions to that commandment…

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I think it’s “Thou shalt not slap comedians in anger” but I’d have to check the original Greek.

Slapping comedians in comedy is too central to be forbidden.

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Yes, considering that there’s an entire genre devoted to the practice, i.e., “slapstick.”

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I met it in a club down in old Soho
Where you drink champagne and it tastes just like a gin shot. S-H-O-T Gin shot
It walked up to me and it asked me to dance
I asked it its name and in a dark brown voice it said, “White Dot”
D-O-T White Dot
Wha- Whi-whi-whi-white Dot

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At an earlier awards ceremony, Abbott had had just about enough of Costello’s antics

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White Dot single-handedly qualified for the FIFA World Cup.

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White Dot can dig it.

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Does White Dot approve of April Showers?

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White Dot wrote the lyrics to the WKRP end credits theme.

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Would you play a prank on White Dot?

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White Dot stays White after Labor Day.

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White Dot is Red Skelton in Blue Moon: The Green Day Story

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White Dot plays Connect Four.

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Is the Overlook White Dot’s Winter Residence?

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White Dot would make a great carpet.

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Random aside…I actually went as Cool Spot for Halloween as a child.

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White Dot can mention Candle Jack without getting taken by him, no matter HOW much rope he ha

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Well, White Dot played a prank on us, so it’d be only fair…

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White Dot is not a perfect circle because White Dot is simply perfect anyway.

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You can tell you’re a Whovian when the first thought you have looking at this image is “Oh, it’s either a high-contrast image of the TARDIS wall roundels from the 1967/8 Troughton-era set due to the wider cirvumferences, OR the walls from the Ainley Master’s black TARDIS, seen in 1986’s The Trial of a Time Lord Parts 13 & 14 (aka The Ultimate Foe).”

…I digress, All Hail White Dot :white_circle:

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