Got this in the mail last month, and I honestly thought it was a bonus backer gift.
I mean…
A) the over-the-top screaming woman
B) the logo that reads as “Torgo” to me no matter how many times I look at it
C) the weird catchphrase that I’m pretty sure is a typo (don’t they mean Terminates Termites?)
It’s just too perfect, right?
Maybe “Torco Termites Termites” is like a Little Caesar’s “Pizza Pizza” thing?
[Ron Howard: “It was NOT like a Little Caesar’s ‘Pizza Pizza’ thing.”]
what the…
The extra Termites is for bring your own termites
This looks like one of those AI written comic books 
Ter-MIKE! Ter-MIKE!
LOLOLOLOL!!! OMG on the AD reference that is just brilliant optiMSTie!!! LOVE IT!!
Thank you kindly! Cheers! 
