Toys! Toys! Toys!

I dunno, bad plastic surgery seems to be trendy these days.

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This is a thread for toys, not for hellish abominations.

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Sid from Toy Story would ask what the difference is.

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Ok, less horrific toy news-

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To be honest, I’d rather have this.

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Nothing against Cassandra Peterson, who I hear is a lovely person, but I never got into Elvira.

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Given the way the “kyber crystals” for the Galaxy’s Edge lightsabers were quickly hacked to provide any available color (they just house an NFC chip which can be reprogrammed), I fully expect that the file format for the faces and sound will be reverse engineered — allowing scalpers to sell blank-faced Tron figures on eBay that buyers can then customize at home.

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I like it.

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Well, while we are showing off hellish abominations, I just added this TBLeague super flexible seamless Vampirella action figure to my collection today…


Not bad as far as hellish abominations go, if I do say so myself.

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Distinctly un-abominable, in fact.

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Did you have to check a box that certified you were over 18 before buying that?

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Funny you ask that, TBLeague actually prints in the booklet that comes with these that they are not intended as sex toys.

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“Anything yada yada, if you’re brave enough !”

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Rule 34 (and not the one from the Evil Overlord List)[1]


  1. “I will not turn into a snake. It never helps.” ↩︎

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