Why does the chicken appear to have a flipper, though? 
Crow and chicken
Trace is holding the chicken of tomorrow while being the man of today.
Trace, the other white meat.
Are we sure that’s not his chicken puppet?
This is a test of the Emergency Broadcast Chicken™.
BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWK!
I would like an eggsplanation.
What? Is Krankor here?
Is this what a Midwest Bond Villian would look like?
“Oh nooo, I expect you to die, dont’'cha know?”
Well, it WAS the 1990s, when it was mandatory to 
Know Your Chicken . 
Came here expecting a recipe.
Keep circulating the poultry!
Trace knows his chicken.
Youve got to know Trace’s Chicken
Voiceover: After viewing The Chicken of Tomorrow short film, Mr. Trace Beaulieu made it his mission to become one of the men and women of this country doing the fine, upstanding job of breeding better poultry. He realized that it was the only way to ensure that real, American chicken would be served the American way.
Bawk bawk bawk baaawk
Bawk bawk bawk …
BAGAAAWWWWKKK!
I’m STILL freaked out by the Eraserhead chicken from “Appreciating Our Parents.”
Not many are aware, but that chicken decided to grow up and be a crow because of this interaction.