Usernames You Could've Chosen, But Didn't

Tropicanawinnebagobonzo

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really too long, but

40PoundsOfButtIn30PoundButtCapacityPants

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BootlegBatwomanFidgetSpinner

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Beau Brummell Bridges (Of Madision County)
Mutated Duck BBQ
Savage Mousketeer
Squishy Pink Goo
Tongue_The_Universe
:notes: Woman_Woman_Woman_Woman_Woman :notes:

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No cowboy booby ride?

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“Urban Cowboob.” Truly a queen amongst riffs. :melon: :melon:

Not to mention the obvious reason the whole movie got made in the first place.

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Alien Snipe Hunt
Boudoir Boogie
Jenny Longtorso™
Micro-Cheeserie Boom
Sleek 'N Sassy Butt Portion™
Woodscrew Tapeworm™

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Pak-Man: Origins!

So my very first foray onto the internet was waaay back in 1995 when I read an article in Nintendo Power promoting their chat room. I had to pick a “Handle” as they called it back then. Picking a video game character name alone just wouldn’t do for me. I needed to work a pun in there. So at the time, the officially nintendo-branded name for game cartridges was “Game Paks” and my favorite game from way back when was Pac-Man. So I smooshed them together and decided to keep it forever.

If I was ever worried about dating myself, every single phrase in the previous paragraph will have undone me.

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So you’re saying your alternate username would’ve been, uh… Mystery Dates… or Mystery Figs? :thinking:

Anyway, I think all those references are old enough now to be cool and charming rather than dowdy and played (!) out. :wink:

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The_Artist_Formerly_Known_As_Chuck_Conners

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SIRPatrickOfStewart

Moist

Son_of_Reptilicus99

Kahhhhn!!82

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A_WhiteDot_Ate_Me_Baby

Attack_of_the_ClonasWars

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Mac&Me_&U&_A_Dog_Named_Blue

ItStinks637

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Deboned_Lasagna

Chicken_fried_WhiteDot

Sandwich_Lovers_&MST3KEp_exchange_emporium&giftshopexpress.com

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Kingdom_of_the_Barking_Spiders12345

Jim

ItsNotMyBlood6789

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Almond Bark Rainstorm

Servo The Naughty Nurse

An American In Cleveland

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Guns_N_Patunias

Ram_Chips_n_Salsa

Flatulence_joke_here

Killer_Shrews_n_U_a_Retrospective

I_Break_4_Corman_Movies

Sandy_Frank’s_n_Beans

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BAGGOinCARRO

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Susan_Underhill

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Mrs_Rowsdower

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Lucas_2

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“The line starts back here, honey!”

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