Usernames You Could've Chosen, But Didn't

Kali’s Brother

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Fred Garvin, Male Prostitute

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The phrase “roger you roundly” will never not crack me up.

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and I love the way he introduces himself, turns to the camera, with that slight smile, says the name, and then the sax stinger. :joy:

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Bjorn Borg’s Brother Cy.

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Citizen Juice
Dee Tassler
Pizza Dominatrix
Secret Agent Mary-Kay
Tangleberry Innkeeper
Temple Beth El Santo

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Jon Voight

How are you so sure I’m not? Exactly. Point and game.

Also:

John Waters

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Bolt Upright!

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Snapper Whipclean.

Of the Boston Whipcleans.

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Don’t you mean

John Waters Of Forgetfulness?

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I wanted CrowBot as my username, but some other user was using it.

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“Crowbotcop” might still be available…

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Booze Newton. (Juice Newton’s poor relation!)

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