Kali’s Brother
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Fred Garvin, Male Prostitute
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The phrase “roger you roundly” will never not crack me up.
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and I love the way he introduces himself, turns to the camera, with that slight smile, says the name, and then the sax stinger. 
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Bjorn Borg’s Brother Cy.
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Citizen Juice
Dee Tassler
Pizza Dominatrix
Secret Agent Mary-Kay
Tangleberry Innkeeper
Temple Beth El Santo
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Jon Voight
How are you so sure I’m not? Exactly. Point and game.
Also:
John Waters
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Bolt Upright!
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Snapper Whipclean.
Of the Boston Whipcleans.
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Don’t you mean
John Waters Of Forgetfulness?
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I wanted CrowBot as my username, but some other user was using it.
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“Crowbotcop” might still be available…
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Booze Newton. (Juice Newton’s poor relation!)
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Mine SHOULD be arbor1920. I was having a brain fart or something when I was signing up for this, and I wrote acorn1920. Can’t change it now. Thus, I am now known as acorn.
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Aw nuts!
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Not “My Nuts” ? 
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Mom!
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Don’t make me separate you two!
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Only other contenders for me were “puppetfrank” (hence my avatar) and “certified_forklift”
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Way to dodge the real issue: there’s no squirrel emoji available and I had to resort to using a chipmunk!! 
Time to barrage Ivan with indignant DMs!!
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