So, I’m in Orlando with the fam visiting some of the theme parks in the area and I was wondering what if MST3K was a theme park? What would that look like? Theming, rides, photo op characters, lands/areas, restaurants, gift shop items. Any ideas?
I can’t wait to visit Torgo’s World, take a ride in the Radar (Secret Service) Car, and maybe try my hand at… skydiving!
However the Forklift Ride is a bit of a disappointment.
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The Red Zone Cuba obstacle course is a killer.
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If I can’t get a photo op with Mr. B Natural, what’s the point?
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Gotta ride the Screaming Lemur!
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Mr B Natural, you’re hot.
sry about that above my cat walked across my keyboard…
Invention Exchange Make N Take.
Crawling Eye Trollenberg Travel Aerial Adventure and Ball Pit
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I hope they have a petting zoo with some pigs and some coyotes. And maybe Dad can get shot at from a passing helicopter.
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The Deep Hurting Abusement Park
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The Boggy Creek Paddle Boat Ride is a must! (Don’t worry. The headless deer are fakes.)
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After a long day walking around, be sure to chill out at the Zap Rowsdower Beer (On The Sun) Garden.
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Go to Rock Land, where you can have your package emphasized as you go ROCK CLIMBING or rappel down, down…
Ride the slot cars! 300 scale miles per hour!
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I’m sure TOGO would have been the exclusive provider of roller coasters to Torgo’s World, if it hadn’t filed for bankruptcy back in 2004.
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Don’t forget to visit the All-Electric Kitchen Concession Stands located throughout the park!
Beef stew! Hot Biscuits!! 
Pineapple juice-- chilled just right!! Ham steak, creamy potatoes, buttered lima beans, and that wonderful cherry pie with whipped cream!!
Then ride The Bacon Truck!!
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Maybe this could be the Jungle Cruise ride of the park
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And… shudders Torgo’s Pizza.
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Yes! This is a must. Someone build this already.
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Ride the Spinning Gamera!
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Don’t forget the KLACK-sponsored Food Court.
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Grab a bite at EAT! Get a drink at BAR!
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