Valley Lodge Land!

So, I’m in Orlando with the fam visiting some of the theme parks in the area and I was wondering what if MST3K was a theme park? What would that look like? Theming, rides, photo op characters, lands/areas, restaurants, gift shop items. Any ideas?

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I can’t wait to visit Torgo’s World, take a ride in the Radar (Secret Service) Car, and maybe try my hand at… skydiving!

However the Forklift Ride is a bit of a disappointment.

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The Red Zone Cuba obstacle course is a killer.

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If I can’t get a photo op with Mr. B Natural, what’s the point?

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Gotta ride the Screaming Lemur!
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Mr B Natural, you’re hot.

sry about that above my cat walked across my keyboard…

Invention Exchange Make N Take.
Crawling Eye Trollenberg Travel Aerial Adventure and Ball Pit

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I hope they have a petting zoo with some pigs and some coyotes. And maybe Dad can get shot at from a passing helicopter.

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The Deep Hurting Abusement Park

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The Boggy Creek Paddle Boat Ride is a must! (Don’t worry. The headless deer are fakes.)

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After a long day walking around, be sure to chill out at the Zap Rowsdower Beer (On The Sun) Garden.

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Go to Rock Land, where you can have your package emphasized as you go ROCK CLIMBING or rappel down, down…

Ride the slot cars! 300 scale miles per hour!

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There must be a Commando Cody zip line ride, of course.

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I’m sure TOGO would have been the exclusive provider of roller coasters to Torgo’s World, if it hadn’t filed for bankruptcy back in 2004.

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Don’t forget to visit the All-Electric Kitchen Concession Stands located throughout the park!

Beef stew! Hot Biscuits!! :fire: Pineapple juice-- chilled just right!! Ham steak, creamy potatoes, buttered lima beans, and that wonderful cherry pie with whipped cream!!

Then ride The Bacon Truck!!

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Maybe this could be the Jungle Cruise ride of the park

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And… shudders Torgo’s Pizza.

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Yes! This is a must. Someone build this already.

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Ride the Spinning Gamera!

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Don’t forget the KLACK-sponsored Food Court.

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Grab a bite at EAT! Get a drink at BAR!

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