Voice Turnabout

Since there is discussion of Emily’s team and a new slate of bot voices, how’s about we turn the tables has have a human host voiced by a bot for a change? Which of these bot voices would you like to replace Jonah’s voice in an upcoming episode?

  • Hal
  • Siri
  • Alexa
  • Master Control Program from Tron
  • The GPS Voice
  • The Automated Phone Menu Voice
  • other (specify)

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I’m sorry, Dave. I don’t see what’s so funny about this movie.

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A write-in vote for Quentin Tarantino as the messed-up robotic sounding voice from Pam Grier’s answering machine from Jackie Brown.

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They (very nearly almost) share a last name, so I’m going with:

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I’d like to hear Jonah as a Super-Voc from Doctor Who’s The Robots Of Death.

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Twiki, of course.

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“What did you say?!?”
“I said ‘Buck.’ It’s always ‘Buck.’ Stop asking.”

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Don’t turn Jonah into a Grimwade’s carrier.

bad-motivator

It looks like this host has a bad motivator

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“I’ve seen this movie, it’s rubbish. They’re all rubbish. *sigh* Oh god, I’m so depressed.”

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A John Raitt-bot. (Bonnie’s dad.)

Great singing chops in his heyday.

Imagine what he could do with the Gamera theme or another monster ode.

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The robot from Robot Holocaust. Voiced by Joel Von Ornstein.

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Majel Barret Roddenberry.

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"Your movie this week is Munchie! "

r2d2collapses

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My university’s “Touch Tone Lady.” I would love to shake the sound of her voice telling me “the session you have selected is full, please select another session.”

(Which is also automated phone voice, but a hauntingly specific one.)

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I second that vote!

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Awesome-O, obviously

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