I am wondering what those cookies are, and no, I refuse to repeat to myself that they’re just cookies and that I should really just relax.
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I ate a cookie and it was very good but I am still not sure what was in it. 
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Mystery Science Cookie 3000, where the 3000 is the calorie count
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Alas. Mine’s earwax.
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As for the mystery cookies, I was hoping for the usual flavors: chocolate chip, sugar, fudge, even the limited pumpkin spice!
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Was it love? Usually these bakers try to say it’s love but I’ve never see that in an ingredient list. It’s a real problem.
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“Take it outta’ the wrapper first!”
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<chorus> AGAIN‽ </chorus>
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Let’s give it up for the late, great, Richard Harris, ladies & gentlemen!
(No, GPC, not Richard Basehart.)
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thank you for the snack pic! but to quote hermes conrad: “that just raises further questions!”
my guess is oatmeal raisin?
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Myst’ry cookies are really neat
They are filled with turtle meat
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If I had to venture a serious guess, I’d say that those cookies are oatmeal raisin, which is fine by me, because I think of them as the most underrated and deceptively delicious cookies of them all.
A less serious guess? I don’t know. Something silly. An ingredient that is silly by its very nature. Peanut butter can be silly, so… peanut butter with chocolate chips?
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What if what was in those cookies were the friends we made along the way?
Wait … what?
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I thought the mystery was the kind of wheat…
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