As of 4:30 pm PST, I am officially retired.
Long time coming. I am very tired.
Gonna drink this glass of wine and go take a week long nap.
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All the best to ya out there - congrats, kudos, and keep on rockin’ on!
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Congrats on reaching the retirement milestone!
Enjoy yourself!
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Congrats, good madam! May the rest of your life be rewarding!
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Congratulations on achieving life’s greatest goal: the chance to do nothing
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You call it “retired”, the rest of us call it “lucky jerk”
Congrats!
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Clocked out a little early today, eh? Kids these days don’t appreciate a full day’s work.
But for realsies, congrats. If you find yourself wanting for something to fill the time, they can always use new test subjects up on the Moon.
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Did you get steel belted radials?
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Did you get a farewell banquet and small TV?
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Woohoo! Congrats!!,
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Congratulations! Now it’s time to buy an RV and drive it aimlessly around the country!
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God Bless. I’m so happy for you. The sky is now the limit. Have a ball!!!
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I don’t like you any more.
Congratulations! Now you can watch MST3K any time you want.
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Just don’t cross paths with Riggs and you’ll be fine.
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Congrats! Have fun with all those “someday” projects, like a nonstop MST3K marathon!
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Sorta. It’s snowing here today, I’m sitting here watching all the ‘Winter’ selects.
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Congratulations on making it past the “Only two days 'til retirement” curse!
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Many felicitations! 
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I go to the window to watch the snow, and notice that both halves of the duplex across the way have a cat in the window, watching the snow.
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