Well now there’s a singing commercial 877-SELL-EASY. I suppose the easy riff is “Call 877-SMELL-CHEESY” and you might need a context for any other riffs to work and then they’d only work with the people around you experiencing the context. Like if you work for Kanye West and something happens, you could say “877-TELL-YEEZY” and have your fellow westworkers rolling in the aisles.
Well, J.G. seems to have started up with the singing commercials again. Maybe the boring ones weren’t working. I couldn’t imagine why. But, now there’s a QR code. So modern. I wonder what website will come up if you scanned it. Probably the JGW website – but that’s no fun! Let’s add a potential QR code destination to our newly reinspired lyrics riffing.
I have a brand new QR code
And I need clicks now
Call QR Code Warehouse
877-CLICKS NOW
and the QR code takes you to a Qanon vs Rashomon fanfic forum where both sides are really passionate about who would win in a fight between those two entities.