Whamageddon... are you surviving? (Now in 2023!)

I genuinely and wholeheartedly like Wham’s “Last Christmas”, so I’m considering taking myself out of play right off the bat.

I said it back in 2021, and I say it here again in 2023: avoiding Mariah Carey’s “All I Want for Christmas Is You” would be more of a worthy challenge.

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Truth be told… I don’t hate either of those songs on their merits.

I hate any song when I hear it 10,000 times, however. I would come to hate the song of the heavenly choir if I had to hear it every single place I went.

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I have to hit the supermarket pharmacy today. Can’t wait to see if they couldn’t wait to start torturing us with Xmas-related aural bilge. :confused:

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I have the weekly grocery run on Friday. I expect to be eliminated early.

Refresh on the rules. This is just the Wham! version, right? Any covers don’t count?

EDIT: Oh wait, the game does not commence until December 1. Okay, I can do this!

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I was at Walmart for over an hour on Saturday. I was so sure I was going to be sunk before the season really began, but I came out unscathed (well, unscathed by Wham).

Wham only. Covers/remixes/mashups don’t count.

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Funny you should mention that… apparently there is a version of this for Mariah’s song. I want to say it’s called Mariahgeddon, but I may be wrong on that.

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The judges would also have accepted Mimigeddon. :face_with_monocle:

Would it be appropriate to bump the Worst Song Ever thread or does that only encourage them? :thinking: (There might’ve been a special one just for holiday attrocities, too. I can’t remember.)

Oh wait, I’m wrong; I think it’s Mariahpocalypse. Or something along those lines. I have the pic on my FB wall; I’ll grab it when I get home and post it here.

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I can’t believe it’s already time for this again. Maybe there’s a Whamageddon / Mariapocalypse booster shot I can get to improve my odds.

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I haven’t heard it yet this year. I don’t mind the Wham! song, it’s the Mariapocalypse that bothers me.

I shall be participating, but I have never made it past December 4th. Two years ago I got taken out at 913am on December 1st!

So I expect to be one of the first fallen…I AWAIT YOU ALL IN WHAMHALLA!

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Last Christmas, I made it to the 22nd of December. Let’s see if I can go all the way!

Same, I made it to the 23rd and as I was getting into my car to leave a Christmas event I got knocked out. I had been so excited to have gone 2 hours in said event without hearing it. Too smug I became…

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What are you playing?

  • Whamageddon
  • Mariahpocalypse
  • BOTH!
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Knew I had it somewhere on my wall.

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I still think you should have a three-note grace period to dive out the window before it officially counts.

The one thing I thank these songs for is giving radio stations two more safely non-religious Christmas songs they can overplay that aren’t “Jingle Bell Rock” or that damn John Lennon song. It will be many years before I get as sick of Wham and Mariah as I did of those two.

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I bet that their version of Jingle Bell Rock will be played a lot out of pity regarding today’s news.
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Does it count if it’s not the original Wham! version?

I heard it today at the store, but it was a cover ( not sure who).

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Nope must be the original (if it’s a cover, you’re still safe)

and it doesn’t start until Friday.

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