Pretty self explanatory title, don’t sell yourself short, we KNOW you have them, even if they are unreasonably esoteric or useless.
I’ll start, my first is the ability to hear when someone powers on an old desktop computer in the other room.
I also have the ability to detect even the slightest bit of raw onion in a sandwich, a power that has served me well on the mean streets of Schlotzky’s!
I can make traffic signal lights turn green in 30 seconds or less 
I am alleged to have some weird ability to attract birds of prey (“murder birds”), or at least notice them when nobody else does.
I have never claimed this as a super power, but others insist I have it.
They sure don’t listen or do my bidding, which seems like a short end of a stick.
The ability to cause a Birdemic is pretty impressive, though.
Just don’t let your friend out of the car to go to the bathroom, you should be fine.
I’m pretty darn good at Tetris-ing items to make them all fit in the trunk/boot of a car. 
I don’t think it’s quite that…effective?
I can make one sock from any pair completely disappear by simply wearing them, taking them off and putting them in the laundry basket.
I can also make people take me seriously despite wearing mismatched socks.
I admit I’m blessed to possess both these powers.
Sometimes I pull the correct string to close the blinds, first time!
My superpower is knowing what aren’t my superpowers.
I can sometimes rear project major cities, but only if no one’s watching.
Oh, and I can roll my tongue and make my ears roar. And it may just be years of experience, but I’m quite good at spotting narcissists and sociopaths, but that seems to come with a curse where no one believes me until it’s too late.
We call that “Adult Tetris-ing!”
I am really good at being a complete waste of space.
I thought everyone could do this…lol. I can also wiggle my ears! Is that a super power??
I can do all of those things, and cross my eyes. I’ve got the Fantastic Four in my skull, great.
Mine is feeling like I’m never here anymore but still showing up as Regular.
(I probably just jinxed it. 
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Lucky. I can only rear-project unincorporated towns of like 30 people or so.
I think I might have a couple super powers.
At the same time?? 
Holy crap YES!
I’ve never attempted that before, wow. Not recommended.
I share these powers with greater intensity every day. Characters’ and actors’ names from obscure 1980s TV shows? Check! Coworker’s name from two years ago? [crickets]