I can see it now…
Hand Masters: A Greek/Mexican fusion food truck selling goat tacos. Black paint with red hand prints over the sides, playing the Torgo theme to pull people in. Sandwich board of the Master with today’s specials. Crew wearing Torgo hats.
Hand Masters: The Master would approve… These flavours!
Shamelessly hijacking this thread to proclaim once more that I care not one whit for them frozen “tacos.” My drug of choice way back when were the ice cream bars which had a very thin layer of chocolate candy inside the bar as well as the chocolate-coated outside.
Also, since no one’s brought it up yet, perhaps “Every Country Has A Monster” would work. They could re-title it “31 Flavors Of Monster,” if that helped.