No reason, asking for a friend, my cat typed this, a slip of the keyboard.
That will be announced as an add on in this week’s update.
Pledge at a high enough level and you’ll get several packages of Raisin Snails in a Public Pearl tote bag!
All I ask is for Raisin Snails to get an executive producer credit.
Trying to find that “We Are The World” song parody from The Critic, which climaxes with all the critics raising boxes of Raisinettes to the imprisoned title character. I want us to have our own version!
“To prove this venture cannot fail
Please rise and raise your Raisin Snaiiiil…”
Shall we raise a snail?
Also, Pizza Rolls vs. Raisin Snails is the new, improved, “Hey who’s stronger? The Hulk or The Thing?”
And furthermore, do you think it would be better to serve a Raisin Snail from Thor’s hammer or from Captain America’s shield?
Til Hot Pockets walk in and Pizza Rolls and Raisin Snails do a slow turn and beat those little twits down…
Raisin Snails. Oh man, auto-lightning bolts if anything but Thor’s hammer, or an acceptably large tankard or horn (sourced by yourself). In a pinch you might get a sigh of understanding for using a goblet or mazer cup, but you roll those dice against the gods on your own.
I would be surprised if those raisin snails don’t make an onscreen appearance this season.
I live with a deep shameful pride knowing I would not of hesitated to eat the raisin snails.
I think you’re taking all this too seriously. Sometimes, a snail is just a snail.
Sometimes a snail is a racing snail.
Ever since all the cabbage-juicing scandals came out, it hasn’t been the same.
Given the crew’s disdain for Raisin Snails, I would say the lower you pledged the more likely you are to get one.
Hungry? Don’t pledge at all and you’ll be rolling in dough.
Personally I’m more about Butterscotch Krimpets™ but whatever. At this hour, if it mops up a coffee spill it’s fine.
I see you are a fan posessing of logic and intellect. What are you doing here?
I’m here on the Gizmonics Exchange Program. Or to use the full title, the Gizmonics Hostage Exchange Program.
Oh yeah hey you know, I was gonna apply for that, but I dunno, something came up, I forget what her name was, anyway, yeah that’s really cool. So this is something you’ve wanted to do for a while, then.
Does he come around at Christmastime forcing bad little kids to eat Werther’s Originals?