What's on the menu? Food riffs

Did a search and didn’t see this subject - what are some of the fab food related quips, host segs and such (and you can include Rifftrax, Cinematic Titanic, Film Crew or the Mads).

The Day Time Ended
Steakmilk as a running gag in the theater

And there was the zesty Spray-on Mustard Gas experiment.

Gorgo
Riff… “Am in… Ireland… send real… food.” - Crow

And lastly, for this introductory post,

The Day the Earth Froze

Snaction (martial arts related snacks) and Unhappy Meals

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Before someone else says it; Hamdingers!

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That’s a classic!

Wanted to add, these can also include food for animals too.

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“Dish of ice cream? Don’t tempt me!”

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Something something new slogan.
meditation corral GIF

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Clay and Lar’s Flesh Barn.

“You’ll say hi and he’ll say moo.”

Oh, and at the beginning of season 2, Frank’s first episode is selling solar burgers, space spuds and splunkies.

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Great, now I have that song in my head. lol

From First Spaceship on Venus, a parody of the old Kraft foods commercials, with Servo doing Ed Herlihy (brings back memories, is spot on, and hilarious)

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LOVE the use of still frames for that host segment! :smiley:

All the host segments for that episode were weird as hell, and bless it forever for that.

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I wonder if egg rolls are made out of real eggs.
I’m gonna order a gyro.

vanilla ice 90s GIF

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For Killer Fish:

Growler: Cherry-flavored Kool-Aid, Stouffer’s lasagna, and blood sausages made from deer meat
M. Waverly: … he only brought in borscht with sour cream.

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The Moon 14 Mesozoic Ranch Dinosaur BBQ!

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With that in mind…

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I love that one!

JINGLE!

And you can top your dinosaur with Cowboy Mike’s own original red hot ricochet BBQ sauce!

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Great minds think alike!

:fist_right: :fist_left:

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Oh man, I’m so hungry

only two steaks for dinner, didn’t get to finish my orange

and all the frozen yogurt places were closed

big buttery moon up there

sidewalk kinda looks like ice cream if you squint hard
stairs look like cake
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roast wrapped in bacon
potatoes on the side
meatballs fried in lard
pork chops
cream puffs
candy bars
meat sauce
cheetos
malomars
that last piece of cake

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chicken nugget spaceships

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Oh yeah, good one duaneiac - Waffles! (and live meat)

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which of course goes good with…

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