What's on the menu? Food riffs

An oft-ignored, yet oft-repeated food riff: the Big “G” Burger!

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Cry Wilderness Inventions, Theremin turkey, and Carvel ice cream cake clock

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There was that time Tom was turned into a toaster strudel.

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At this point, all I got is this Great Stew with chicken, corn, green peppers, chili sigh onions…

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Little winged potatoes?

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“Eat The Press,” as the cowardly reporter is chomped by one of Gamera’s foes.

(I guess I’m stretching the premise a bit. So I’ll throw in the immortal work Rifftrax did with “Buying Food.” It checks ALL my boxes!! Or columns, depending on what kind of restaurant menu you’re perusing.)

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works for me :grinning:

Speaking of Gamera movies (the one with Zigra)

where Magic Voice got drunk on root beer?

Hmm, trying to remember the mechanics of that one, how did they get a ships computer tipsy?

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Don’t forget about snausages!

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“Ugh. He looks like Pile-On Pete’s stew!”

:mountain:

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“Some soups have beans in them, and there are beans that are as watery as soup, but they’re not soup. I don’t trust soups on the whole—no more than I trust stews.”

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Does non-food count?

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So how many “frozen assets” jokes were there after the first five minutes?

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How is it possible this thread has gone over 50 responses without a single mention of Raisin Snails???

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Are they food? :thinking:

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I never got caught up in the Raisin Snail zeitgeist

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I blame the supply chains.

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Here’s your chance! :snail:

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Anyone want some Meatzza Treatzzaratti?

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I have a coupon!!! :meat_on_bone:

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"Sir, the horseradish is on the side. :frowning: "

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