I just opened a new pack of paper towels and realized I didn’t buy Select-a-Size. Nooooo!
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All paper towels are select a size. They just don’t all come with perforations for smaller sizes.
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Just like all cars are compact if you try hard enough.
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This new CBS “October 21st” TV ad.
And I assume it will be airing for another two months.
Somebody at that ad agency needs to be banned from the industry for gross malpractice. That ad has single-handedly convinced me that I will not be tuning into CBS that night!
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Another Monday at work. Urge to care… fading… fading… fading…
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The YouTube algorithm has suddenly decided that I’m interested in live streams in some Indian language- Hindi or Tamil or something. I don’t know the differences. There is absolutely no video I have watched in my memory that would get the algorithm to think that’s what I want to watch.
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Also, a local janitor is going to be on the America’s Got Talent finals because he is undeniably a terrific singer, but I almost hope he loses because I am so tired about hearing about him every single day. Like the news follows him around as if he were on the level of Denzel Washington or something. Where is Richard Goodall singing locally today? Oh, he stopped at the opening of Bob’s Barber Shop? That’s great. Isn’t there something else you could be talking about?
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But if he wins and becomes a big star, who will janit his building? Is there not janiting that need to be done?
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Considering what difficulty they have finding bus drivers, I’m guessing his school will end up looking like it’s been abandoned.
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E-mail from my apartment building’s property managers says they need to get into everyone’s apartments on Wednesday to check for water leaks, because the water bill was double what it should have been last month.
Seriously? They think someone’s leaky toilet is going to double the water bill for a 16-unit building?
Meth labs is what they’re really looking for.
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More importantly, if he wins who will strangle all those teenagers?
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I bowled for the first time in 15 years on Saturday. Apparently there are muscles in the human butt that primarily used for the dainty leg-lift at the end of a bowling approach, but are sometimes important for walking.
As a result, my gait is currently identical to that of the aliens in Mac & Me.
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I’m at doing is supposed to be a returning student orientation. She has made that clear on the video.
This is the sort of thing they are showing.
Right now it’s how to send teachers an email.
This is for returning students.
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Each day is a new beginning, Squid.
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My sister and her husband came down with Covid.
Be careful out there.
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Man, it is REALLY flaring up again. I’m a little nervous about boarding a plane on Wednesday.
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Yeah I don’t get why Charlotte is having issues with flight cancellations…
It’s not storm issues (yet) 
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Oh no, I meant COVID. I think I’ve personally heard of close to 10 cases from various sources in the last couple of weeks. I suppose the smart thing to do for my upcoming travel would be to engage 2020 protocols with the mask, hand sanitizer, etc. Sucks to my ass-mar.
The weather here is unremarkable at the moment, though I have confirmation that Debby is being a real B to my brother’s in-laws at Wrightsville Beach. I have (knock wood) so far not heard any bad news about my flights.
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It’s been a bad summer for COVID around here. Thankfully we’ve both managed to avoid it so far, but my wife’s got a lot of travel coming up.
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