This will be my PowerPoint masterpiece.
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You’re a tour guide?
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I have lots of human parts laying around oh wait perhaps I’ve said too much.
Of course I’m joking the only human parts I have lying around my house are attached to me. At least that’s my official story that I’m sticking to.
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So are you Ray Milland or Rosie Grier?
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I happen to be both, and on the weekends I like to pretend I’m Oscar Wilde.
No wait I’m sorry that was Oscar the grouch that I play on the weekends.
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I’m a corporate L&D consultant (I’ve nattered a bit about my job on the board). But, you know… there’s a lot of overlap with tour guiding. I’d be downright flattered if someone called me a “docent.”
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I had a friend who was basically a church janitor and he called himself a sexton.
I should add I’m one of the few friends he’s had since high school who still tolerates him.
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Ok Master Aquarius ‘Docent’, riddle me this…
How can I get managers to Learn and Develop their supposed managerial skills so they will quit making stupid decisions on a daily basis?? 
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Dude, even Katie pays me to answer questions like that. 
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Ah, touche then 
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Bet the ladies at the bar never got tired of hearing that one.
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Oh Yeah, I bet they were like… “Oh, would you check my azimuth??” 
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My company has an official company historian (and he had an intern this year), so you have my blessing to change your job title to Docent.
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I have hilariously been the unofficial historian for a few companies. Because I would always go to lunch with the old timers and made sure to ask about the people who were long gone but still remembered. Thankfully, I haven’t worked at many dysfunctional places where it was dredging up toxic stuff. I love knowing the old stories
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OH LOOK! The early morning joggers are back in the street again instead of using the sidewalk!
I almost forgot how it feels to swerve over at the last second 
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I have a pimple on my butt and it hurts to sit down, even on a gel pillow.
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I broke into sobs this afternoon with nothing triggering it on my end. Maybe you tried to sit down then and I was empathizing? 
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This is a very silly gripe involving the local strip club that recently got knocked down (no, I was not a patron). I drove by it before it was being knocked down and, on the fence outside, someone had spray painted “NEVER FORGET” along with the definitely not real names of some of the strippers. I thought it was hilarious and wanted to take a photo, but I was on my way to something. By the time I got back, it was all rubble.
I’ve been waiting months to find a photo online and this is still the best one I can find.
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Some say all of those strippers got hired to work on the reboot of The Wild, Wild World of Batwoman.
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And now a legitimate gripe. The existence of this article:
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