Happiest of anniversaries (yesterday) to yβall!
Happiest of anniversaries (yesterday) to yβall!
< not a gripe> Thank you! 15 years! We spent last night at the ball diamonds, so weβre celebrating tonight. </not a gripe>
Gripe:
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me β¦ a cold
Katie made my boss change a policy at work that will make things far more difficult for me in order to literally save less than $5 from a single customer. Mind you, we have customers who spend $10,000 with us.
Iβll lift a mug high to those 15 years!
And speediest of recoveries to ya from that cold, aye.
Thanks much! The cold hasnβt caught me yet, but I feel it gaining on me.
Katie is the reason for shampoo instructions.
THE NUMBERS ARE BAD THE NUMBERS ARE BAD
And lo, at the very dawn of Time itself, there appeared a persistent and uncomfortable Itch in the buttcrack of the World. This Itch was known as Katie.
(Iβm sorry, folks, Iβve had some wine and it makes me dramatic.)
Katie is the reason that commercials for the Guess Who game feature the disclaimer: βGame cards do not actually talk.β
YOU WILL APOLOGIZE FOR NOTHING ; YOU ARE A DELIGHT HERE
lol
Katie was a slippery baby.
Me too! Letβs put on a show!
Katie likes to tear the pages out of mystery books that reveal who did it and why.
I watched a teacher cut the last chapter out of every copy of And Then There Were None for our class. The act scarred and fascinated me.
THE HELL?
It was so that no one would skip ahead and find out whodunnit. That was its own assignment. This was in the days before Wikipedia, after all.
Oh, wowβ¦ thatβsβ¦ wow. Oof.
Happy anniversary!
Grabs some