Well one thing’s for sure, gentlemen, the U.S. of A. still makes the best Betas on the market, and I mean nobody is gonna change that!
I’VE GOT IT!
Beta’s an exciting new fragrance from Prince Matchabelli!
No, I know, I think Beta is a high-energy prop comic. You know, like, Ladies and Gentlemen, the Funnybone is proud to present funny man Beta?
That was art.
I needed that
Okay, it’s beta But is it bold?
Maybe the real meaning of Beta is the friends we made along the way.
Well, hell yes, it’s bold!
It’s Cowboy Mike’s own original red-hot RICOCHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET Betacue Sauce!
I just came for the obligatory “you mom” joke.
Your mom’s Beta!!!
I’ll see myself out…
Beta can swallow a whole canteloupe. Beta is available for parties.
I don’t think you appreciate the gut reaction people have to these things…
… it’s all psychological. You yell ‘Beta,’ everybody says ‘Huh? What?’ You yell ‘Shark’… we’ve got a panic on our hands on the Fourth of July.
I hope when the Beta version is wrapped up they roll out the Beat version because I am ready, Daddy-o!
It’s Spirit Halloween, they’re probably sold under an off-brand title like “Social Nonconformist” or something.
They can’t afford the Beatnik license.
As long as you’re in touch with your feminine side, Amazon has you covered.
What a sell-out, man. Those duds are squaresville. You’ve got to feel the real deal, you know what I mean, Gene?
I’m just hoping for a DVD or at least a VHS release. It’s hard to find Beta players these days.
I always try to dress as a beatnik, but I just end up stereotypically French.