For me it’s the Mug of Doom (my not so subtle plug to the producers that I want to be able to buy a mug with the Bonehead logo on it. In real life 
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I made myself a small Regifter out of origami.
Ironically, I haven’t actually given it to anyone, I just amuse myself once in a while by picking it up off my desk and switching the boxes around.
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chess set
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I want the porkorina…
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I agree. I’ve even googled to see if there actually is such a thing.
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The Air Dancer Pipe Organ.
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And the BGC-19.
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Let’s go earlier.
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My daughter is an American Sign Language interpreter, so I always thought the Sign Language Translator would come in handy:
What I really want is the Bang! speargun:
ETA: Scratch that, I need the Patrick Swayze Road House board game:
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I wanna pet slinky.
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I’d want the re-comfy bike!
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It’s a toss up between the ‘Beanbag Pants’ and the ‘Tragic Moments Figurines’.
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@KHalleron, @tech, you can make one pretty easily. Home Depot and Lowes sell paint stir sticks in a pack of 10 for about $1, maybe more now. Then you take a 3/4 drill bit and drill some holes in them. A smaller hole in the handle and some string or ribbon lets you attach them together. I’ve gotten a little fancier, but it’s not required. You can get about 4 of them into the mouth of a jumbo bottle of bubbles, but hold them together and check against the bubble bottle before you decide. Or mix up a ton of soap bubble solution in a bucket and go nuts.
If you try it and have trouble with the drill tearing the wood, contact me and I can help with more tips.
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I would totally have given my daughter a facehugger pacifier when she was a baby.
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A gutter bumbershoot would actually come in handy!
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Ooh, I want an Easy Bake Foundry!
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