Who would win in a fight between Hobgoblins and Gremlins?

Munchie will save us. (shudder)

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Gremlins:

  • Multiply endlessly when wet
  • Razor-sharp claws and teeth
  • Absolutely no regard for life, even their own
  • Operate on powerful Chuck Jones logic
  • Impeccable comic timing
  • Born with an innate appreciation and understanding of mid-century American pop culture

Hobgoblins:

  • Mostly inanimate
  • Little to no personality
  • Capable of conjuring phone-sex operators with smoker’s cough
  • Easily dispatched by a light blow to the head
  • Look like they shed all over the place

Hm, too close to call.

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The hobbies will lure the gremmies into doom with mind tricks. Either way some little doodad will win.

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Throw in the Boogens for patter value.

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